Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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