- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Jeff

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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