Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Womens rights

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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