- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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