Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

BIG MAC'S

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...