- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

European on my shoes, buddy.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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