- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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