- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Face...the other white meat!

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

knock knock go away!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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