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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

whats green and slimy? green slim

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.