One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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