- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man walked into a bar owch

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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