why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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your fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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