Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Women's Rights...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A black man without problems.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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