Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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69.... is a number

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Knock knock

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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P0P T4Rt

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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