Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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