what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Poop.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Poop

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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