- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

How do you make a little girl cry?

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Women's Rights

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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