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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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