- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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