- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.