Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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