- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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