why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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