a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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