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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

The Princess is in another castle

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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