- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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