- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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