William wright is Gay

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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