What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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