- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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