- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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