- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yo mama so fat.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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