- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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