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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

No antijoke here.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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