What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Anti Joke

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