- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What are annoying? Ads.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

what has genitial warts? me

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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