A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Anti Joke

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