Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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