What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

thumb_up thumb_down -34

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -34

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -34

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The Qur'an

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops