Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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