That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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