If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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