What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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This sentence is a lie.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Smelly Indians.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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