- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

rocky is here again.......................

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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