A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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i like men but im not gay

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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