- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

the power to turn magnetism into light

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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