- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

your face is kinda funny

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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