- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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