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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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