A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Dwight Howard

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Cheese

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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I woke up today

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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